This is one passed down from dad about my grandfather.
Frank Sr had just purchased a new car and had it parked in the telephone company lot. At the end of the day, he went out to head home for the evening and the car was gone. It had been stolen. He contacted the police and was in the process catching a ride home when someone called out Frank how can you go home when someone stole your car ? He quickly responded “He got my car, but he’s not going to get my sleep. “